empathic-sponge-heart:

Them : And then… Hey, are you still listening?

Me : *This scene renting free in my head*

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Me : … Yes! Yes! Of course

Them : …

Me : …

Them : You’re still thinking about this, aren’t you ?

Me : Yeah…

rivendellf91:

He gets called out for looking confused alot but so would you be if you got stuck in a hamster ball for a century in some old guys magic fetish basement and not get to see how the world has progressed in all that time!

Poor guy’s probably wondering through the dream realm like Jack Skeleton in Christmas Land!

🎶What’s this, what’s that, the fuck is that thing over there?🎶

🎶Who’s this, who’s that, is that a new nightmare?🎶

🎶The fuck is this, the fuck is that , what’s this!?🎶

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cruelsummer-thesingle:

Started watching The Sandman series this morning and these are my thoughts:

  • LOVE HOW EVERYONE/THING IS QUEER. Exorcist- bisexual( no because Jenna Coleman is responsible for my bisexual awakening and this just feel full circle), the nightmare with mouth eyes is queer, all the side characters are queer (except for the token str8s) .
  • THAT A CHARACTER’S QUEERNESS ISNT THEIR STORYLINE:
  1. Alex being gay but his story arc is more about his daddy issues and his own folly for not being able to TRUST Morpheus
  2. Johanna is bisexual but her story arc is she’s a exorcist with commitment issues and leading a life led with regrets and the feeling she’s never enough
  3. Death and Dream using they/them pronouns for Desire casually and NOT ONCE is it ever like “omg so proud of them for coming out” . Yes they’re being beyond gender and all that sure, whatever but BRO
  • The fact that the Endless don’t have a “supernatural family’s theme for fashion and behaviour” so you have Death being all 🥰😺💛☀️🌸 but Dream being all 🖤💀😠👿🔪 when you would think they’d be the opposite
  • Death being so beautiful. Death woos us all despite our wishes and our lives so it seems like a metaphor??? (idk how to put it) that we’re convinced to go do strange things just by a friendly and pretty face
  • Hob Gadling’s absolute zest for life. I keep thinking about all the times I have fully hated my existence and just existing and wishing to go back to romanticising life and the mundane. I think about how it feels like these days the world’s going to go up in flames and it’s all my fault and just being cynical about everything. I hate that cynicism is imposed upon us so often. So seeing Hob and his enjoyment of life LAUGHING in the face of Cynicism(’s Lord) and then Morpheus Ruler of Never Smiling ,Goth Lord 🔪👿 LITERALLY SMILING when he meets him
  • Me being unable to decipher which posts are about the sandman and which are about mcyt

Anyway, I’m only in ep6 can’t wait to binge the series and binge the books

walled-flwr:

Something about British actors named Tom

Tom Ellis

Tom Hiddleston

Tom Hardy

Tom Payne

And now, we welcome Tom Sturridge to the Tom Club.

#TheSandmanNetflix #TheSandman

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miss-whiddlesmort:

Morpheus can be shipped with anyone, he even has sexual chemistry with the sand, sorry I don’t make the rules

littlesgreys:

saying i would be a slut for dream and death out of context sounds weird but hear me out, if they were played by tom sturridge and kirby howell baptiste, then you would see

tyhplosion:

realbutchhartman:

tyhplosion:

thegalaxyabittotheleft:

liquidstar:

tyhplosion:

tyhplosion:

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

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I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed

OP it gets worse.  Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot 

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He changed his icon bc of this post specifically

good.

Can’t a man have confidence tumblr user ‘tyhplosion’?

HELLO???????????????

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lovelysunseet:

ashleeeeyyyy:

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